Five Tips

For 2012, I had the idea that I wanted to write here more, and I wanted to just write more in general. So, I had the idea that I would do tips and see how that worked out. I wanted to take common scenarios or problems and give five tips on the subject. If you like this or have additional tips let me know. If you hate this, then let me know that too. I would appreciate your feedback.

Five Tips - Getting Dressed for an Event

  1. Have a routine - If you follow a set routine in getting dressed, then you tend to realize if you’ve skipped a step. When you walk out the door and realized that you forgot to wear deodorant, it is cause you got ready in some crazy non sensible order.
  2. Know what you’re going to wear - Plan this early in the day. That way when the time comes to get ready you already know what you’re going to wear, and it removes decisions from the game. 
  3. (MEN) Shave Early - If you shave early, then you are doing two things for yourself. You are allowing your skin to recover and not look so brash, and if you miss a spot you will catch it early and not look like an idiot in public.
  4. Shoes are Important - Your shoes should always be in decent shape. No holes, no stains, no shitty laces. They should also go with what you are wearing.
  5. Know what Colors go together (or work for you) - Biggest mistake I see is people don’t know what colors go well together. Ladies, red lip stick is NOT for everyone.

Ill take suggestions on a subject to give tips on for next time.

Next time you look at me and wonder what my angle is, STOP. I’m genuinely interesting in the words flying out of your mouth, and I’ll even pay for ice cream.

Next time you look at me and wonder what my angle is, STOP. I’m genuinely interesting in the words flying out of your mouth, and I’ll even pay for ice cream.

Tumblr Added a Liked Post Feature.

Tumblr made me feel lonely and unliked.

I’d give it all for one moment of true serenity. 

A moment in which past and future hold no gravity on the situation. 

A bliss that is immortal, forever yours, that can never be stolen.

I seek that which few ever obtain.

I am the eternal optimist.

What is it That I Want?

I’ve recently hit a point in my life where a fork has been hit, decisions must be made, and deep thought is necessary. While I have been thinking about all the critical decisions that I must make in the near future for my own journey, I realized a small laundry list of things I want to do with my life.

1) Write something truly beautiful.

  -it doesn’t have to be a book or have a designated length. Just something     that I can read, and be impressed with myself.

2) Realize a dream

-I’m not sure exactly that to expect here, but I know it is something to attain.

3) Be apart of something bigger than myself

-I don’t want it to be something that has been done before. I want to pave

the road myself.

4) Figure out the terms love & friendship.

-What are these in their most essential, primitive, and natural forms?

Look deep into thyself and into thy surroundings.

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This is actually 100% better than the original songs. Without a doubt in my mind.

Happy Valentine’s Day everybody! 

Happy Valentine’s Day everybody! 

Grammer Patroll

If you are going to insult someone via technology, then be sure your grammar is correct. As far as I am concerned, there is not an excuse in the fucking world to spell a word incorrectly on the internet. It is essentially a really big, free dictionary. There are no excuses when on the internet. However, if you grammatically cannibalize our language to my face, then you do have an excuse. You are a fucking moron. 

Here’s Yoda…….

Study, he will.

Look, I know…..

Ya I know I told myself that I would actually write articles for the masses (10 people) to read, and I would refrain from just posting pictures with single sentences. As of late I’ve been a hypocritical bastard and will write something phenomenal, as soon as I find the topic. 

But let’s be honest, the pictures I post up are pretty fucking good. I’m going to try harder for you guys (same 10 people), I promise.

….on a sadder note, I wish I had a bigger audience…

I guess listening to Beethoven after a Super Bowl will  make you think in a different fashion. 

I guess listening to Beethoven after a Super Bowl will  make you think in a different fashion.